Here at Bubblebeam Magazine, we will climb every mountain and swim every sea in search for a new man or woman to oggle at just to make us forget about our current tragic lives for a minute.

This is why we wanted to create a new feature to celebrate our favourite super fine men and women who will all be plastered on the walls of our sad little hearts.

Our first beloved Bubble Butt is the new Doctor himself, Peter Capaldi.


Although he's most known for being the guy who Matt Smith regenerated into, he's also known for some pretty amazing stuff he's done in his lifespan so far.

Let's list the cool stuff down.

1. He was in a fucking punk band with Craig Ferguson.

If that isn't isn't the coolest thing you can ever imagine anyone to do we don't even know why you're here. They had a band called the Dreamboys and Peter was the frontman while Craig played the drums!

2. This picture exists. Also he's a grown man who is also a punk rocker.

Everything he does smells just like what a punk rocker might do and it is absolutely inspiring. And yes, that picture exists but why and how and let's keep it forever.

3. He's already won an Oscar.

He won an Academy Award in 1995 for his short film "Franz Kafka's It's A Wonderful Life". Granted, it's not for acting but that just means that he's talented in so many things. He could have just stuck to making films and being behind the scenes his whole life but he chose to act and do what he loves and that's the truest thing anyone can ever do.

4. He's a silver fox with a Scottish accent.

We don't really have to elaborate further. But we're also glad that he's gotten rid of the weird mustache beard thing going on in that picture.

5. He played one of the most brilliantly written and played characters on television.

Peter's Malcolm Tucker in "The Thick of It" was so well written and iconic it inspired Oxford's Dictionary to name "Omnishambles", the word coined by Tucker, the 'Word of the Year'.


We congratulate Peter Capaldi on getting the coveted role of the 12th Doctor in "Doctor Who", and we certainly hope that he kicks a whole lot of ass in it.