Bubblebeam Magazine

Here at Bubblebeam Magazine, we will climb every mountain and swim every sea in search for a new man or woman to oggle at just to make us forget about our current tragic lives for a minute.

This is why we wanted to create a new feature to celebrate our favourite super fine men and women who will all be plastered on the walls of our sad little hearts.

Our first beloved Bubble Butt is the new Doctor himself, Peter Capaldi.


Although he's most known for being the guy who Matt Smith regenerated into, he's also known for some pretty amazing stuff he's done in his lifespan so far.

Let's list the cool stuff down.

1. He was in a fucking punk band with Craig Ferguson.

If that isn't isn't the coolest thing you can ever imagine anyone to do we don't even know why you're here. They had a band called the Dreamboys and Peter was the frontman while Craig played the drums!

2. This picture exists. Also he's a grown man who is also a punk rocker.

Everything he does smells just like what a punk rocker might do and it is absolutely inspiring. And yes, that picture exists but why and how and let's keep it forever.

3. He's already won an Oscar.

He won an Academy Award in 1995 for his short film "Franz Kafka's It's A Wonderful Life". Granted, it's not for acting but that just means that he's talented in so many things. He could have just stuck to making films and being behind the scenes his whole life but he chose to act and do what he loves and that's the truest thing anyone can ever do.

4. He's a silver fox with a Scottish accent.

We don't really have to elaborate further. But we're also glad that he's gotten rid of the weird mustache beard thing going on in that picture.

5. He played one of the most brilliantly written and played characters on television.

Peter's Malcolm Tucker in "The Thick of It" was so well written and iconic it inspired Oxford's Dictionary to name "Omnishambles", the word coined by Tucker, the 'Word of the Year'.


We congratulate Peter Capaldi on getting the coveted role of the 12th Doctor in "Doctor Who", and we certainly hope that he kicks a whole lot of ass in it.

If you knew me, you would know that I am absolutely obsessed with Rooney Mara. I get excited for every movie she's in (and she's in some really great ones), I love the fact that she and David Fincher are basically one and her dresses and style choices post-"Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" era are enviable and always so iconic.

I don't think I can even bring myself to narrow down my favourite of her looks to five but here goes.

5. Santa Barbara International Film Festival, Louis Vuitton

There's something about this dress and how she's wearing that makes it so memorable. I can't remember if I loved it or hated it when I first saw it but I couldn't stop thinking about it! The dress looks sort of like it was supposed to look really boxy and unflattering, but Rooney wore it and made it look fantastic.

4. "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo" Film Photocall Berlin, Miu Miu

Wearing the outfit with a fringe and minimal makeup, Rooney bared her midriff with this cute and sort of casual looking ensemble. Though the look can only be recreated by someone who has killer abs, the way she sticks to her favourite colour palette and still made it look fancy is why this is number 4 on the list. She also makes me want to wear more strappy heals.

3. Met Gala '13, Givenchy Haute Couture by Riccardo Tisci

This dress was so iconic it inspired a cake.
But yes, Rooney's whole look was the highlight of the whole Gala, and her classy style beat out the gimicky looks from Miley Cyrus and Madonna at the same place. The zipper details in her dress and her dark lipstick matched the 'punk' theme, but more importantly the fact that Rooney looked like she didn't give a shit helped too.

2. "Dragon Tattoo" premiere Rome, Valentino

Her pale skin and dark hair looks really good in red, and even though she and I love the neutral/black/white colour palette the pop of red looks pretty freaking good and it is definitely one of my favourites.

1. Oscars 2012, Givenchy

Everytime I see a picture of her in this dress I have the urgency to scream with glee because it is perfect and glorious and she worked it and even though she didn't win the Best Actress award she owned all the others at the red carpet. She looked like an actual swan and I was am proud of her for this look.

You know what I love? Calm and breezy tunes with circus-y, carnival-ly melodies lulling the listener to complete tranquility. Indie Indonesian band Aurette and the Polska Seeking Carnival fits in the description perfectly, and they have just posted their self titled EP on Soundcloud, where I myself am a proud follower.

My first song experience from Aurette was when I first listened to their cover of Beirut's "Postcard from Italy". I love Beirut, and to hear a girl sing Zach Condon was like a breath of fresh ocean air and the band made the song as fantastic as the original.

Zach Condon's tongue needs to go back in where it belongs.

So when the band put up their EP on Soundcloud, I wanted to share how much I love it by writing a review of our Pick of the Week.

SEEKING CARNIVAL
Instrumentals aren't usually the highlight of any record for some people, and this one definitely isn't the best part of the record but it is great nonetheless. The track gives you the exact idea and imagery of what the band wanted to portray, and it's easygoing carnival theme makes you want to go to a fun fair with a date, eat cotton candy and ride on a rusty big wheel.

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN PIZZA
The title is super cute and romantic, and what makes this song even more incredible is that she sings in French in some parts besides English! This is definitely a song to put in a playlist for an Italian/French hybrid dinner date. One of the standout tracks in this EP!

LETTER TO YOU
The poppy sounds is pretty different from their regular tunes and it reminds me more of what indie pop should be.

LIES IN A CUP OF CAPPUCCINO
Seriously the titles of the songs are so damn cute I can't even take it. The beginning is so nostalgic you'll know you're going to love it already, and when it gets to the actual song you'll know you were right. It sort of reminds me of 'She and Him' takes on a circus.

SOMEDAY SOMETIME
The melodies in the lyrics are beautiful, like a bit of Oasis meets Band of Horses. The song is melancholic and there is a certain sadness in it that I love a lot.

WONDERLAND
It's like something you listen to in the rain, in the middle of Paris, France, with no umbrella and just your dress and wellington boots kicking in some puddles. But then again it also sounds like something you listen to if you're in a candy store and you don't know where to even turn first. It's wonderful.

OUTRO
Short, cute and flamboyant.

You can listen to the songs here:

Thanks for uploading your songs, Aurette!

The 28 year old actress, who is probably most famous for her role in the "Fast and Furious" films, was cast as Wonder Woman for the upcoming "Batman vs Superman" film and people have already started to talk about how she looks in comparison to the Amazonian superhero.

Many comic book purists have already said that she was 'too skinny' to beat up bad guys or that she lacked bigger breasts, to which the feisty actress has replied to with grace.

"I represent the Wonder Women of the new world. Breasts... anyone can buy for '9,000 shekels' and everything is fine."

Gadot also commented on how people have commented on her 'not being Amazonian enough', "Wonder Woman is Amazonian, and historically accurate Amazonian women actually had only one breast. So, if I’d really go 'by the book'… it’d be problematic."

 But the rising star isn't just all talk, she's working hard for the role as well! "I'm starting up physical preparations like Kung Fu, kickboxing, swords, jujutsu, Brazilian…1,000 and 1 things! I’ll gain body mass." 

 You go, Gadot. All hail!

Thanks, Cinema Blend!

Things we plan to keep you readers updated on:

- Music that matters
- Movies that don't blow

Thank you, and enjoy the rest of your day.